ruby's crap.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

oh i forgot. singaporeans are fucking inconsiderate and shameless. 2 incidents (ok thats a small number but.. just read) that points to the conclusion. and if 2 incidents can happen to 10 000 people. that makes 20 000 incidents.

1) one fine day, ok not one fine day. one fucking tiring day, i was heading to training after work. so i was waiting for bus 65. when it came it was FUCKING, CROWDED. but i needed to get to school! so i just board. and i was standing beside the driver, facing the back of the bus. nobody fucking want to move in, and i was half wondering to myself whether the deck upstairs is full. so after a while when i managed to move to the stairs. i asked this girl who was standing at the stairway, if the upstairs was full. she said she didnt know. and some auntie tell me to go up and see myself. when i went up, guess what? i think you guys should be able to guess. SO MANY FUCKING SEATS OK. i was like fucking angry sia! i mean, will it fucking KILL YOU to go up and get a SEAT? SINGAPOREANS. ugh.

2) some small boy came to the cafe and asked for a cup of water. ok heres the scene: there is a jug of water with a slice of lemon outside where customers have to help themselves if they want plain water. so this stupid little CHINESE boy, comes up and says "can i have a cup of water but dont want lemon one?" chee bye. i angry already. hello you fucking kid, i know water is damn cheap but doesnt mean you can just walk up to any cafe and ask for some. SO SHAMELESS. then later i give him one cup and i saw him walk towards his parents. WAH. then my opinions drop even lower. THE FUCKING PARENTS GOT THE FUCKING CHEEK TO SEND THEIR SON TO THE CAFE TO GET FREE WATER. wah lau! you go macdonalds lah! then might as well take 5 cups coz you'll think the cup is too small! chee bye! fucking singaporeans. so KIASU AND SO SHAMELESS. irritating.

now i just hope i dont get sued. lol. i dont think i will though because there's no particular name or race mentioned (well except chinese but i am chinese. and the 65 thing.. there is a particular race but i dont want to mention, you go figure out where 65 passes by).

ok yes the elaboration comes now.

well i hate him because he's so.. shameless. and i dont know how to put this in a better way because these simple words will do: he thinks he's the best.

seriously. and its fucking IRRITATING. i mean, nobody likes that. i wouldnt complain if he's honestly good. BUT HE'S SO FUCKING NOT. someone should slap him. argh. cant stand him. thinking about his actions in the past.. makes me angry sia. retarded idiot.

ok enough of that. well, i found his ex girlfriend's name on his screensaver. so its.. moving on time again!

im quite excited coz im getting new shoes! :D. its a pair of wedges. pretty and stripey and has.. i dont know what to call them.. cloth ribbons (coz they're not ribbon ribbons.. you know?)? that you can strap around your ankles and tie them. yea. and then im going to get a pair of sandals. if i can find them in the right base colour and size. then im going to buy lace to make a belt and to erm.. whats the word.. well basically im just going to add it to a skirt. no it will not be the typical at the bottom kind.. im going to cut the skirt diagonally down from one side.. then cover it with the lace. :D. i hope it'll turn out nice though. haha. yay (not?) im spending money again. so much for working for my school fees :S. lol.

i hate joy. same reason, because she thinks she's so great, smart and good at english. please picture me rolling my eyes and making this noise: "ugh".

Thursday, October 27, 2005

i would just like to say that i fucking hate chun chuan. i will elaborate when the sky is brighter.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

HAHA THIS IS FUNNY

Saturday, October 22, 2005

WARNING VERY LONG POST!

i think i have a crush on someone =x.

no its not johnny depp, besides him. =x.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD. ahahahha.. i know you all kaypoh sure want to ask who who right. ok i tell you.. somebody. HAHA. somebody at my cafe. :D. some newcomer. he's from mass comm. someone who matches my english! :D. and he's kinda cute. ahaha. nyeh nyeh. :D. ahaha i so shyyyyy. lol. anyway, i just THINK lah.. maybe it'll go away. oh well who knows.

rugby games today resulted in 1 win, 1 loss and 1 draw. win lose AND draw. *guffaws* haw! haw! haw! ok. well.. was quite disappointed with myself but i will definitely learn from this experience. i need to listen on the field more. yep thats about it. and i realise that.. i cannot play wing. because i will always want to get drawn in to play the game and forget to stay out. i think i best stay as a link. hmm.. that's about it really. ta!

edit: omfg im such a fucking stalker. i searched him on friendster. his relationship status = its complicated. like.. WTF IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!?!?!?!?!!? then i looked through his testis.. and ah ha! i found something.. a post break up testi from his ex girlfriend.. i assume, by reading the testi, that he broke up with her. because she's all "i still love you" and stuff. i think his ex girlfriend is malay.. looking at the name.. and then....... uhh, that was in like 25 june 2005? ok *closes his profile window* ENOUGH STALKING.

i was going through my archives to look for a particluar post where i wrote a story inspired by the first moments of waking up. any of you guys know where it is? i cant find it =(. anyway, i chanced upon a post that i found particularly tickling. and i thought i should repost it for you guys to enjoy it again. hehe ;)

starthahaha i tell you. american idol auditions ROCK ok. i just saw abit of the 2nd day one on starworld (THATS CABLE FOR THOSE WHO DONT HAVE IT :D. sorry haha) and its daaaaaaamn funnyyyyyy.. hahaha tonight watch the first one on channel 5.

sian.. i have to go to work at 11 tomorrow. which = wake up at 9am. or around there.. like.. 0.20 or something. hahaha.. ok wait, i'm talking to some asshole now (sorry, dont mind the hypocrisy. if you're one of the fuckheads who hate hypocrites and absolutely do not want to meet them on friendster, you can shove your finger up your own ass thanks very much). ok so anyways. he's this reeeeaally cheenoneh asshole ok. and MY GOD, HE WANTS TO GO TO MASS COMM AND FILM SOUND VIDEO. PLEASE GO SUCK COCK LAH. DONT WASTE YOUR FUCKIN TIME FILLING IN THE SAE FORM OK. JUDGING BY YOUR LOOKS AND FASHION SENSE I BET YOU'LL NEVER GET IN. IF YOU DO, GOD SAVE ME. AND CHEE BYE, I ALSO BET YOU ONE OF THOSE MOTHER NEHNEHS WHO GO TO CHURCH TO MEET OTHER MOTHERNEHNEH GIRLS LIKE YOUR MOTHERNEHNEH KINDS. YOUR MSN NICK "I LIVE FOR GOD". YEA, AND I LIVE FOR SEX. HAH.

I HATE YOU ASSHOLE KINDS. I THOT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE KIND OF CHEENONEH I WOULDNT MIND KNOWING PERSONALLY BUT YOU'VE JUST PROVEN THAT BEING SUPERFICIAL AND CURSING EVERY MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE PINK WEARING WANNABE CHEENONEHS ON THE STREET ISNT WRONG. AND YOU BLOODY THICK SKIN DARE TO ASK PEOPLE TO GET JERSEY FOR YOU. SUCK COCK. AND I SAY AGAIN YOU'RE WELCOME TO SHOVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR OWN ASS THANKS VERY MUCH. OH, THIS IS HILARIOUS:

I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
i go tanglin take frm him
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
he dun give
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
i whack him

HAHA YOU MOTHER FUCKER. PEOPLE CAUCASIUN DIRECTOR OF SOME BIGFUCK COMPANY, YOU WANT TO WHACK HIM, IF YOU DONT MIND SELLIN TISSUE PAPER YOU CAN GO VERY WELL AHEAD. I WILL STAND BY AND WATCH.

I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
ask him le
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
is mine wad
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
barcelona de ar

i told him this:

ruby says:
yours?
ruby says:
you got skin you go ask la
ruby says:
hha

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WISH HE WILL FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE. OH FUCK. FUCK THIS KIND OF PEOPLE. THEY'RE RUINING THE WORLD :(. OH, guess what, HE THINKS I'M CUTE. HA HA HA HA hA hA hA hAHAHA.. ErRMz.. I ThInK HoRz, YoU NoT VeRy SuItaBLe FoR mE LarHz. SorRy LehZ.. GAWD. he spells things as tinks. and i spell your name as I-A-M-A-M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-C-H-E-E-N-O-N-E-H-A-S-S-H-O-L-E-W-H-O-T-R-I-E-S-W-A-Y-T-O-O-M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-H-A-R-D.

k i really shouldnt rant. i'll go practice kama sutra now.
end

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

do not be alarmed. the password is taken off.

we have a newcomer in the house! no i dont have a new sibling. lol. its my cousin. her name is vea ra. her chinese name is nice! wei ya. i know im not one to comment something nice about anything chinese but.. there you go. you should have a look at the chinese characters. she's really cute.. i just took some shots of her.. will upload now! hehe :D.

she's damn adorable i tell you. :D. and ashiq, i checked, the smoking ban is taking effect this year and covers hawker centres and markets. :D

Saturday, October 15, 2005

it amazes me..

EDIT:

it just screams, doesnt it?

Sunday, October 09, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALEH!!

ok few things to say. this morning i went to the market (jooann i saw your mom lol. the stall vendors call her "ma li xiao jie") and i got abit ticked off by mainly 2 things.

1. Annoying uncoordinated imbeciles who have no comprehension that when you get to the wet section (literally), if you dont walk with ~~care~~ tact on the floor, you're bound to kick up filthy, fish-odoured, chicken-odoured and what-not water from the floor, to someone's leg. and that someone, IS ME. the worst thing is when i started spewing off english vulgarities, THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. what more it being directed at them.

2. FUCKING SMOKERS. that just about sums it all up really. let me tell you. as of 1 oct 2005, it is OFFICIAL, that smoking is not allowed in alot more public places, INCLUDING MARKETS AND HAWKER CENTRES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. the most unbelievable thin gis that.. today holds a record number of smokers i run into at the market/hawker centre. i was going crazy i tell you! what are they trying to be? rebels izzit? cheeeeeeeeeeeeee bye. i think i ran into like 10 OVER. really was gettting frustrated. rushed my mom to quickly finish up for the first time. one time lulu sort of told me off because when we went to this particular coffee shop after rugby trainign for dinner, i was rude to this bunch of old men sitting down smoking. she said, they are, after all our elder. but.. why should i give them respect when they are trying to kill me? ok even if i dont make this a personal grudge, its not like they're not harming the rest of the people sitting around them too. i cant say i hate all smokers, because some of my friends smoke, but they do it in a way, i dont get a whiff of anything. and im not some deranged maniac who complains even though i cant smell a thing, thats being unreasonable.

i need some johnny depp movies. I WANT TO WATCH EDWARD SCISSORHANDS! its a fucking sad show i tell you. i will always remember this scene.. complete with music. the last part.. its snowing.. and the girl goes out to look.. edward is carving a snow statue of her.. *cries* boohoo. =(. if you think about the whole story.. edwards just like.. a small kid who sticks out. afraid, wanting to be accepted, but he falls into the trap and does somethind bad to fit in, and he experiences love as well. *exclaims* oh! so sad!

borrowed 2 books from the library on friday.. one is "Drew Carey: Dirty Jokes and Beer; Stories of the Unrefined" its a good read for laughs. but i recommend to those who understand english jokes. if you dont laugh half the time you watch an english sitcom but the audience laughs, forget it. The other book's "Tim Burton; A Child's Garden of Nightmares". this guy is INCREDIBLE. but im only 2 pages in. sweet pictures of johnny depp... :)

i need some johnny.
<3 Deppity Dawg

Thursday, October 06, 2005

ALERT ALERT!

UPDATES OF PHOTOS ON THE RETARDS WEBSITE!!

http://friends1b11.blogspot.com

get a bucket ready!

MUST SEE: the one where joseph is hula-hooping. WTF x 1 million trillion kazillion frillion billion framillion shillion villion ringingllion TRILLION!

ps:/ ive been thinking about taking the password down. please comment and give me your opinion.

dammit. i knew it. i just knew it. yesterday was the last day of the course. then this guy.. leonard. once i saw him at the bus stop and i thought he was a total faggot, as i do other cheenas (you know actually i hate the word cheenas because its so mainstream on its own. [note to self: must invent new word]) so i saw him asking for everyone's number.. and somehow i think he's just trying to cover so he can get mine; no im not trying to brag or be egoistic.. then i told myself. ok if any of these retards (referring to the rest of the classmates) ask for my number, i'll type 9842 6638. because 8 is above 0, i can pretend i pressed wrongly, if they ever find out. but fuck, in the end i backed out because leonard's phone keypad is designed in a way where.. you cant fucking press the wrong number. hahaha.. then he msged be and ask for my msn. i gave it to him. after all there's a status on msn known as *ignore idiots*.

been thinking last night.. ok if you secretly dont like me.. stp reading, like right now. seriously. coz you're gonna think that im bragging and that i think so highly of myself. ok if you're one of them, go.

well.. ive been thinking. i know im intelligent.. but i can never be the best.. although it would be nice to.. intelligence doesnt necessarily have to be calculated in terms of academic results, although if you want to, my results arent half bad. guess i just had been lazy in the past. im good. i know i am. in the first aid course, i didnt study, yea i did the practice quiz but i had no problems with it. my cpr, i only needed to do once. meaning i had the sequence, pressure point, amount of pressure, and breath strength. many others in the class had to do twice or thrice. i did fairly well for the incident management as well, although i felt that i could do better. shy lah. hahahaha.. yea and.. i dont really know what the main purpose of this paragraph but.. well, i like to tell people what im good at, and i urge everyone to tell people what you're good at. dont be shy. but of course, MAKE SURE you ARE good at it.. you anyhow then people will take a piss at you. like me, i like to tell people ive got good english, its not a lie, sure there's always room for improvement, but im pretty sure im already, "up there" with my command of english. and no one has yet to prove me wrong. (especially the twerps in my class). and i dont get dissed for having this certain accent.. because i can carry it off. i also give thanks for being born with a face that, depending on perception, does not look 100% chinese. but perhaps its my accent that make people disillusioned. people like me, dont like people, who CAN speak a certain level of good english but cant do more than that, who slang. worse, mixing chinese with english AND trying to slang. GOD. *smacks head in the wall*. ok and after digressing, i guess, the point of this paragraph is, dont fall shy of telling people what you know you are good at. but dont lie. and of course, dont brag about what you're weak at. unless you're sharing with a close friend. thats all. actually i felt this whole paragraph is just me trying to be smart. LOL. what irony.

TAKE CARE Y'ALL. bubbye.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

im taking a first aid course. and its alright.. very useful information to learn definitely. i did cpr. on the dummy. hahahaha.. yes its quite stupid at first but then it gets better. i think one of the guys there has got the hots for me. =x. lol. but no, no thanks. anyway expected, im easily the hottest girl there. CHEH! hahahahaha.. but seriously- okok i am kidding. hehe

im spending too much time with non-chinese.. and i think its showing.. lol, but not that its a very bad thing. i get these cheena kids from the first aid course asking me if im malay or have malay blood in me (ie if i have malay relatives etc). LMAO. this dude tells me i look and talk like malay. should be a compliment right? coz i'd be flabberghasted if they started talking to me like "hOw EuUr DaY WoRx!" i'd probably just stare at them.. then start laughing.. not a good thing. hahahaha.. i mean, as much as i dislike them.. i have to bear in mind that, thats me, ONE PERSON, against.. lets see, 19 minus 3 non chinese minus me, leaving 15 cheena kids coming after.. moi. and i know im strong and i got biceps and triceps and quadrupacepts and potatocepts and stuff but, i cant take 15 kids people. and fuck, they have horrible english. i get things like "actually i hates him" and the replacing of "L"s with "R"s or vice versa (PLEASE GO AND IMAGINE). i swear, its only the non-chinese + me and this other dude (whispers: the one who has the hots for me) who can speak good english.

did i mention i love johnny depp?

Sunday, October 02, 2005

omg omg omg omg omg.

I MET JOHNNY DEPP IN PERSON.

SERIOUS. he came to my rescue!!

OMG.

and you guys must be thinking.. dreaming ah this girl.

and.. unfortunately you're right. hahahaha.. I HAD A DREAM ABOUT JOHNNY DEPP. whow.. *goes into dream mode*. ok so anyway, the dream was about my house being erm.. invaded? by bad guys. yea and me and my sister were stuck in the bedroom. and johnny depp went up to the guy (this big fat guy haha) and he goes "leave her alone." (her referring to MOI) omg omg omg. i think im going crazy over johnny depp. (another celebrity crush yet again, remember keanu reeves? HAHA) then i went to watch corpse bride today. AWESOME lah. it was sooo sad. esp that song emily sang. it goes something like this ah ok..

if i touch a burning flame
i feel no pain
if you place a knife through me
i'll still feel the same
my heart doesnt beat
but the pain i feel is something something
i know i am dead
but it seems i still have tears to shed.

ooooomg sooooooooo sad lah.. johnny depp is just so extraordinary. i know keanu was a.. he's so totally hot thing. but johnny is different.. he's more like.. dreamy, and he has this thing.. where he can keep you so fixated on him. furthermore he's such an incredible actor. seriously. look at the diversity of the roles he has played. and he pulls them off so well. props to johnny. *screams*ILOVEYOU. ok sorry about that.

match tomorrow! =). and a first aid course. i am going to be SO busy from tomorrow onwards. hmm.. i also want to watch dukes of hazzard, even though i heard it only got one star out of five for rating. hahaha. and erm.. HARRY POTTER. eh i saw the trailer before the corpse bride movie started it looks like a fucking awesome movie. better than ever i think. yea thats about all.. now.. let me leave you with a picture of.. yea who else.. me. ok kidding, johnny depp :).

ok make that 2 pictures. haha.

I just saw one filmography of johnny depp. his films are so interesting! I WANT TO WATCH. but.. i wonder how i am going to get them. would libraries stock them? haha. someone please tell me how i can get movies that are.. oh not so new. but not THAT old either. and DONT TELL ME TO DOWNLOAD FROM INTERNET. oh, maybe someone could do it for me and burn it into a cd. i'll pay you! :D. but i want good quality. oh well. i guess i'll figure something out. or someone's sure to suggest something on my tagboard. haha.