Friday, December 31, 2004

Ok i'm baaaaaack! and.. well the other day, me and hakim were slacking at the somerset mrt next to some christian shop and we started being damn busted. hahahaha.. we were making fun of jesus! lmao. there were some hip hop sounding hymn, so i said jesus wear baggy clothes and the bling bling is his own cross! WAHAHAHa.. funny la.. then we say he rockstar, the long hair and dive into the crowd on this cross.. hahahaha.. then hakim make the action of jesus clapping hand while listening to the music. lmao funny.. yea..

mMm.. lately the boss not around and work has been pretty slack so i dont know how bad things will be when she's back.. which is about now.. she's already back.. and now theres some fucking bastard smoking outside my house.. SUCKER. asshole hope he fall flat on his face in a pile of.. erm.. spit.

house cleaning! damn i hate it.. i have to clear out aaaaaaaaaaalll my worksheet and stuff.. which is ALOT ok.. from like what, sec 3? hahhaa.. so now everything's cleared.. save some stuff for my brother.. and i am now holding leyna's report book. oh yah, hakim i found mine, so if you wan to hear my comments, call me. hahaha.. oh yes, theres this really KIAM PA BIN at my work place, hes such an asshole. he is the typical cheenoneh kid guy who i would wish they fall flat on their face and break their glasses/nose. sorry recently i just think its funny for people to fall flat on their faces, dont you think? now just imagine someone you really hate, and imagine that he/she trips and flies forward and falls on their face. FUNNY AH! hahaha.. mMm.. i might be going to my uncles house later. might. lol, mom wants to clean the house so i tell her isnt it better that we're not around to mess up even more? haha..

oh yes, i hate japsters i hate japrock, i hate jap-punk, i believe theres no such SHIT as japrock/jap-punk because JAP SUCKS DICK. k thanks and bye.

Monday, December 27, 2004

ok everybody. i think i'm really emo. you know the earthquake tsunami thing? I watched the news and i cried!! NOT ALOT. just abit. haha. ok now shut up dont make fun.

i fell asleep on hakim yesterday. oops. lol. was msging then i fell asleep. how? i also dunno. but around 5am. i woke up, then suddenly, EH! i was suppose to reply! hahaha.. crap, then i saw 2 msgs. one of them started with "i guess you have fallen asleep" hahaha.. oooooopsies..

anyways, today jamming 2 to 4 but i think i leaving halfway? coz i wanna accompany my cousin. =). maybe i jam to 3 or 3 plus then i leave. AIYA! no free milo. =(. ok nvm.. oh yes, currently the band name is FRANKenstitch. haha. but we might change it. i dunno.

My legs are stil itchY!!!! grRrrrr.. umm.. i guess i get hyper at night. was talking all sorts of crap online. lol. i didnt even know what was going on in the group convo but when i saw this:

Eugene: step one
Ruby: take your fist and push it up your ass.
Ruby: step two
Ruby: rotate it
Eugene: step three
Eugene: scream!!

hahahaha.. RETARDED AH!! we got a fighter in our band. lmao. muay thai? HAHAHAHA.. sorry ok, i wont laugh. zul says he's nice. and, i'm, still,..... ITCHY!!! argh. ok bye.

Sunday, December 26, 2004

MAMA. hehe.. i'm going jamming AGAIN on monday. lol. milo on eugene after. o00ooooo.. ok mMm.. oh the phone now.. hes so cute hes like reading this bok with different languages and hes saying them.. hahaha.. sorry, dont want to be a lovesick prat. later you all dun wan to come here anymore. MOVING ON.

HANSHENG HAS BROWNIES AND I'M REALLY JEALOUS COZ I TOLD HIM HOW GOOD IT TASTES WITH A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE FUDGE AND HE SAID HE'S GOING TO HAVE IT RIGHT NOW AND I CANT GET ANY. =(. BUT, its ok because i'm now eating twix ice cream, from the TUB. haha..

ok and this window has been open for so long but i havent typed anything so.. umm.. yea bye, HA.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

OKAY. so, i am now able to put songs into my mp3 player. happy ending? NO. another problem happens. When i press the play button, It skips tracks!!! and it doesnt play at all! boohoo...

and this morning was a PRAT ok. bloody hell! i'm TYRING TO SLEEP!! GIVE ME SLEEP!! everybody was like making fucking so much noise.. blaeaeaareeerrrgh... stupid stupid stupid. my brother sucks. he's a real ASSHOLE. Yes thats the word for him. ASSHOLE. grRrr... ARRRRGGH!!! i just wish he can GO AWAY FOR A LONG LONG LOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME. Why cant he be as nice at home as nice as he is to his bloody girlfriend. mother fucker.

Ok nazreen just gave me some instructions on how to "fiddle" with th3 mp3 player.. its sort of ok.. wah lau just now file system error then i got shocked.. haha.. argh.. if must be mp3 files then how am i going to put in all my songs from the cd.. ok yup, all mp3.. ahahaha ok now i'm downloading tons of songs.. boohoo i wan lostprophets!! but cant rip!! howwwwww.... =(.

my discman low batt. hahaha.. YES YOU MOFOS STOP LAUGHING. IT RUNS ON BATTERIES. oh oh, i just caught a fly =D. and then i let it go. 0=) hahaha.. mmm.. been a few days since i saw my darls.. i miss you! haha.. mMm.. OH YAH, yesterday i met the drummer and guitarist dude. o0ooo.. we're gonna jam this friday and come up with a kick-ass name. i think i want the word stitches. nice ah. hahaha.. mmm.. my band got screamo princess. haha.. I LOVE MADUNA. lmao. the conical bras. no more all girl i guess though.. because drummer is guy and leady (not ashiq that leady) is guy too. yup. and me? BASSIST!! mwahahaha.. i love bass. now just wish my fingers were longer. haha.. cut the skin.

i love your voice when you've just woken up.
its damn cute and adorable.
sleepyhead. haha.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

GREETINGS LOYAL (royal?) SUBJECTS. THEE QUEEN ART THOU BACK. hahahaha.. does that make sense? aaaaaaaaaaanyways.. how has life been for everybody? KUMARI IS BACK. and thats great coz we can meet =).

Mamamamamamammamamammmmm.. Yeaaa went jamming with clare and sha. it was... fun. hahahaha.. we didnt really complete anything. and most of the time we just sing. with sha screaming "bitcheeeeeees!!!!!" in a really high pitched screamy type of voice. we got starers. hahaha.. we travelled from swee lee to wee lee (aljunied) to wee lee (serangoon). then later go iman. HALAL LAH. hahaha.. and crapped and drank ice milo.. mMm.. sha ate onion stuffed prata. hee hee ha ha ho ho.. eh, WE NEED DRUMMER. aaaaaaaand MY MP3 PLAYER DOESNT WORK!!! =(. dunno what they say the format cannot or something.. freakin scrwed. help me. PLEASE?

oh yes, christmas is coming and i havent done any DAMNED shopping. I STILL OWE PENNY SOMETHING. and connies present.. haven even pass to her.. haha.. oh oh, EMO BOYS ARE SEXAYE. LIKE SOMEBODY WHO GOT 4 HEART SHAPE BALLOONS ON VALENTINES DAY TIED TO HIS BAG AND HAS GROUPIES WHO POINT AND SAY "THERE THERE THAT ONE!!" wahahahahahahha.. MUFFIN. =D heart ya lots and lots. <333333333.. the groupies who fantasize and use their.. HANDPHONES. wahahaha.. ya ya go get the camera phone. hahaha..

lastly i would just like to say that. maduna enjoys eating mooshooms. eeeheeeheeeheee... hahahaha.. sorry lah. *pop* influence. sweet influence :).

come on let me
hold you
touch you
feel you
always
kiss you
taste you
all night
always.

HORNY AH. LMAO. work is fun. i wan my pay. so i can pay to fix the camera and buy my VANS. oh yes.. oh nvm. cannot put here. CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, until finish then i disclose. hehe.

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Today.. is not 17. but.. hahaha.. mMm.. its another 17dec (yesterday). And well yea.. hahaha.. the sun shone brighter, the birds sang sweeter. lmao. but.. poor thing.. some failed N levels.. haha... mmm.. thats about it lah.. i'm at my uncles house spending time wit cousins again.. coz ssunday they going back already. except the older one la.. yep.. hmmMmmm..

Monday, December 13, 2004

This is like the SECOND time i reformat my com.. apparently its still NOT fixed. IRRITATING. GrRrr.. o0o.. the marshmallow fudge is GOOD ok.. a tad bit sweet, so must eat little by little and savour the tastes.. mMmmm.. want some? order! call 1800-rubys-marshmallow-fudges which is also 1800-78297-62774625569-383437. wahahahaha.. what a long number.. today is LIYANA'S birthday! happy happy birthday! sent her msg already.. yep. our hott sexy zhong. hehe..

hMm.. tomorrow got work. then wed and fri i'm OFF. wahaha.. oh yea.. yesterday went out wit naz, yani, ashiq and hakim. gosh i missed nazreen so much! =). had fun reliving memories in seoul garden.. and yah ah! bloody hell! $24!!!! i feel like i never eat enough sia.. should've eaten somemore.. haha.. fats. WOBBLY WOBBLY. Wobble wobble bobble. *burrh* haha.. Cute lah. =). mMm.. I simply love the way he laughs. ITS SUPER DUPER ADORABLE OK. o0o.. i ran into ahmad at the interchange.. strangest thing ever.. hmMm.. yep. aaaaaanyways, was fun.. enjoyed myself.. hehe. bonus. =).

Von called me today and i thot it was nazreen and then yunfan then she tells me its yvonne. hahahaha.. funny.. yep talked about our work abit. miss her man.. we gotta go out sometime! yep.. see you darlings soon!

Saturday, December 11, 2004

*lots of HEARTS to my darling*.. my hott, sweetest of sweets marshmallow.. sweet afternoon on the phone.. TITS ALL OVER THE COW. wahahahaha.. funny lah.. my taufik. yep, he called after i made my marshmallow fudge.. and yah the marshmallow candy, not the marshmallow person.. haha.. mMm.. thats about it. com fixed. my sweetest went swimming.. o0o.. o0o o0o o0o.. moooo.. hahaha.. happy fisherman, happy farmer. lmao. tomorrow meeting some of my friends! happy =). and gonna meet up wit him beforehand.

<333333 ya!

MY COM IS FIXED =D.

PRINCE TAUPOK AND PRINCESS COW.

=) =) =) =)=)

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

You know.. I love blogging.. haha.. coz you don’t need a pen and paper but you can simply type. BUT. Problem is, COM IS SCREWED. Therefore.. it kinda sucks as well.. I’m typing in word before pasting it into blogger because my com screws up if I log onto the internet.. then again unfortch that stupid glitch will come out where my apostrophes (spelt correct?) are suppose to be..

MS TAN! I WANNA TRY YOUR APPLE CRUMBLE BUT I HAVENT GOT ROUND TO DOING IT BECAUSE OF WORK AND BECAUSE I CANT GET THE DAMNED RECIPE BECAUSE MY COM IS.. screwed. I also wanna make brownies =). Have to go get the pan and wax paper only.. the ingredients have liao.. oh yah and butter..

HmMm.. work was fine.. MUCH better than Saturday where I was alone wit the boss and everyone was like coming in for dinner.. =( my poor hands, skin peeling.. BUT I PUT LOTION EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I SLEEP. Wahahhaa.. and its much better.. waiting for 15 minutes before I make a call.. I’m on for 5 days this week.. Monday, wed, thurs, fri and sat.. as you can see, Tuesday is not there and that’s why I can be here.. haha.. I would still be able to be here anyway my shifts are from 3.30 to 10.30 but I can always stay till 11.. I’m doing closing ma.. yesterday left at around 11.30 because my uncle can pick me up.. yep, then while waiting, was on the phone. =) =) =).. and later we talked till close to 1am? Then I had to put down coz my mama need to sleep.. then we smsed until 1.30 where he had to sleep.. my cute sleepy baby.. the farmer hahahaa.. then I tried to sleep.. BUT I COULDN’T. because I drank ice latte (which is pretty DAMN good man!) I was suppose to make ice cap but I make wrong, so the boss say must drink.. haha. Then I got hungry, so I went out and ate bread and a piece of candy while reading the newspaper. Lmao its funny la to me.. I finally got to sleep at 2am plus.

You know.. I enjoy speaking on the phone wit you.. I don’t mind the silences because.. there are no silences. You can make me laugh, I like that a lot =). You can be so sweet too. Would you blame me if I picked a date that happened before? You may not get this.. I’m not not over it, the number simply is.. my number. So I don’t know.. if you mind, you can tell me coz I’d totally understand, coz hey, both parties needa be happy right? =). I guess I’m wondering when I can say the 3 words to you..

Oh yah, my mom can be so funny.. yesterday while at work, my mom sent me a msg that reads:

Tell you a secret…
Dun sread ok? S’pore idol

Taufik’s family are:
Taupok (Dad)
Taufu (Mum)
Taugua (bro) &
Tausuan (sis)
He has a cat called
Taugay..

LMAO. I mean.. when your MOM sends you things like that, its funny.. hahahaa.. but hey its mean too ok.. dun make fun of people name la.. haha..

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Alright, this goes out to all the friggin sylvester fuckbags.

Look you friggin fucked-up fuckbags, HOW THE HELL COULD TAUFIK HAVE CHEATED TO WIN?!?!?!?! WOULD IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU FUCKING FUCKBAGS THAT HE SIMPLY GOT MORE VOTES?! I have always only voted one or two, on the finals I voted 30. Its not a lot but it’s a big jump. I’ve got a friend who voted 60, her friend voting over a 100, another friend voted 20 and another voted 10 and so on and so forth. YOU THINK THAT BLOODY ROCKER WANNABE SHITFACE-SHITVOICE MONKEY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GET HUNDREDS OF VOTES?!!?! FURTHERMORE, he sang like CRAP. C-R-A-P that night, but yea of course you still would’ve voted. Taufik sang beautifully as usual and he DESERVES to win alright. All that effort he’s put in.. Not like that bloody asshole, smile and do stupid pointing actions and he gets the votes. I read the newspaper, sly flutters people’s hearts? PUH-LEASE. YEA OF COURSE, FLUTTER FUCKBAG HEARTS LAH. PFFT. =S. Daaaaaamn bloody stupid you know.. and for what they get upset for? Didn’t that asshole get a recording deal as well? And YEA, WTF IS WIT SONY OFFERING THE CONTRACT ON THE SAME FRIGGIN BLOODY DAY?!?!?!?!?! Like one reader who responded, THAT WAS TAUFIK’S BLOODY NIGHT. COULDN’T YOU DUMB RECORDING ASSHOLE ASKED SYLVESTER AT LEAST TOMORROW? You KNOW he wont run away. GrRrr.. I feel like smacking his head wit his own electric guitar.

Taufik, if you ever come here (haha like as if?). I want you to know.. that you totally ROCK!! I sent mass sms to get people to vote and got good responses =D. Great work wit Singapore idol, you’re prolly the first non-rock guy I like.

Went shopping wit mom.. bought a $54.90 bra, hahahahaha.. money drop from sky? But cant help it lah it was so nice.. my mom encourage me to buy also.. it clips in the front and has some decals at the back, actually I saw this butterfly one also, EVEN NICER!! You guys must see it.. Mostly followed my mom around for shopping lor.. wahh.. dunno why also, my mom bought clarins foundation, blush AND lipstick. Hahaha.. hmMm..

Yesterday.. I got taupok before and after work. =) =) =). Haha.. mMm.. its sweet. I mean.. I was carrying trash, sweating, smelled bad and had my hair tied up.. yet, he didn’t mind.. =). went to cine for lunch then later go hmv walk.. before work la, then saw cds, and this giant poster or a half naked man that he made fun of. Haha.. MENS HEAL TH. Then later at night.. spent some time.. a short while, but hey its nice =). Then took tazi back.. got fire near my house. Lol. Then reach home, mother make a lot of noise, LUCKY I CAN COVER UP SIA. Hahaha.. then he smsed me to sleep. =). And today, when I read that msg, I smiled. Then I remembered again that I was in public place, so I faster hide. Haha.. that’s about all.. needa fix my com soon.. and damn work is tiring, esp night shift. I asking for day shift.

Wher's my cursy puff? I still want it.. haha..

Friday, December 03, 2004

Firstly, I’d like to laugh a big HA-HA to all Sylvester supporters. And a big YAYYYY!!! To all Taufik supporters. =D. When he won, I scream man! WooooooO!! All my 30 votes paid off. Weiny vote 60! Power ah! Doesn’t really matter now anyways coz TAUFIK WON!!! GOSH HE WAS SOOOOOOO DAMN HANDSOME. SO DREAMY. SO CHARMING. And that SMILE!!! *melts*. And you know whats the best thing? I GOT MY OWN TAUFIK. Ahahahahaha.. =p

First day at work.. was ok.. until I wanted to get home. I got pretty terrified coz there wasn’t any bus that I can take and there wasn’t any damned MRT. I literally couldn’t catch the LAST TRAIN HOME (starts singing: but theres still tomorrow forget the sorrow ahaha).. In the end took a taxi home. The taxi guy was friendly, found out he was a food consultant. Haha coz I talked abt how I wanted to set up a vegetarian fast food chain. I said I’ll call him in 2 years. Haha..Work. Basically I make coffee, wash dishes, serve customers. Cant cook yet.. The food there is good though. And one time I served beer and I was suppose to open the bottle for the lady BUT I FORGOT. So oops. Better remember next time. I got off late because I had to mop the floor.. which is no easy task. Because theres the little black oh-so-irritating thingies that stick to the floor. (stops typing to take a scoop of twix ice cream that has chocolate covered biscuit balls and caramel swirls.. mMmmmm..)

Well went shopping for stuff wit simin yesterday too.. and while waiting for her, I saw this kid sitting on the carousel in plaza sing (you know? In B2) with this smile on his face throughout the whole ride. Yep, sitting on a plastic horse going in small circles. Yet he had that smile. And it got me thinking you know.. where have simple pleasures gone? Almost every damned kid has a handphone now and they want COLOUR PHONE, wit CAMERA, and RADIO and BLUETOOTH, GPRS. Etc etc. They want branded goods, CDs, mp3 players (last time dun even have CD ok, CASSETTE TAPE. haha) expensive shoes (heels, boots, etc), assorted clothes, makeup, hairstyles that cost over $100 or maybe even $200. If I asked you to sit in the carousel and enjoy yourself you’d be like “what? Are you mad? Dun wan la.. paiseh” (but I also wun deny I’ll say that unless it’s a dare with money at the end of the ride haha.) You think standing for long hours selling clothes is tough? Try carrying cement for LONGER hours and having rheumatism. Yup, those were the jobs our parents may have had. Think cleaning public toilets are disgusting? And you’ll never do it (but yea that’s me haha)? Well imagine life without a FLUSH where one unlucky asshole has to be the one cleaning the place up and bringing the “goods” to somewhere else to dispose of. JUST TO MAKE MONEY SO HE CAN HAVE FOOD ON HIS TABLE AND A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD. Boy times have changed.. kids are so much more spoilt. The poor act like the rich and the rich act like the rich. BUT, due to level of education now, kids have much more aspirations as well.. which is a good thing (right?). so they’ll earn big money and their kids will ask for maybe even more that what we’re asking for now. THEN we’ll be going “you kids don’t know how good you have it. In myyy time ah.. dun have (insert name of new cool expensive everybody-has-it-so-I-gotta-have-one item)” just like how our parents tell us they didn’t have a handphone when they were young. So hey.. sometimes, when you make a request, you wanna buy something, think about it ya. Do you really need it? If not, why not spare the money for your parents to buy something THEY would like for a change. Or, since it’s the hols now, why not work and earn your own money? Then you’ll say “I rather study” hahaha.. just like what I thought about last night as I was washing the dishes and mopping the floor. How much I prefer studying. Lmao. Ironic, isn’t it?

GIANT PANTIES. lmao..