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Ruby//Aged 19//From Singapore; not a part of China// Schooling//Wildly infatuated with Johnny Depp<3//In Love with my Boyfriend<3

Likes//Music//Bass guitar//Drums//Coke//Ice Coffee//Milk Tea//Chocolates//Smashing Seafood// Famous Amos Butterscotch and Pecan Cookies//Spiders Slacking//Having Fun//Laughing//Intellect, Humour and Wit

Dislikes//Hip Hop, RnB and Chinese Pop//Cockroaches// Nasty Smelling Stuff//Japan and everything to do with it except sushi//Inconsiderate, rude and selfish people

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Monday, January 31, 2005

OH YES I HAVE FREE INCOMING CALL ALL DAY ALL NIGHT RAIN OR SHINE SHIT OR PEE.

$15 worth of outgoing call and 500 sms. lets hope i dont blow my smses.

do we still need a drummer? =(.

My shotgun, Your cherubs.
I think we rule. eeeheeeheeheee..


HAHAHA. TODAY WAS FUNNY.

So me and hakim went to J8 to watch finding neverland.. but, when everyone was sad with watching the movie. we were both getting horny. LMAO KIDDING. hahahaahha.. and then we were saying like, coz the handles can move up, we move 3 of them and then lie down and have sex. hahahahaha.. funny.. then after that went to coffee bean coz i wanted to have some chocolate cake but couldnt find any so in the end ate apple crumble which was pretty damn good. and THEN, hakim the "magician" started doing all this "amazing", "awe-inspiring", "intriguing" magic tricks. then after that he had to leave.. so we left. hahahahaha.. it was FUCKING funny ok.. lol. ok you know how on the table sometimes they put like info on the coffee beans and tea leaves right.. k so this is what happens.

(walking out of coffee bean)
hakim: you know just now the tea paper is green colour right?
ruby: yah.. why? dont tell me you take ah?
hakim: no! i never! you dont believe you come and see.
ruby: never mind la!
hakim: no you come..
*both walk towards where we were sitting, which was in front of the glass wall (but we were outside), which happens to be reflective*
hakim: there you see you see!
ruby: *looks at the reflection and saw the green, tea leaflet* THERE YOU GOT IT IN YOUR HANDS I CAN SEE IT IN THE REFLECTION!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA.
hakim: *sees it too* SHIT! hahahahahahhhahha..
ruby: you busted yourself! hahahahahahahahahha.
hakim: hahahahahahahahaha..

hahahahahahha fucking funny story man.. yeaaa.. mMm.. 8th feb yvonne ask me go back sch. i wanna see her!! miss her so much. miss her crapping.. haha yesterday she called me on the phone and instantly we started making all sorts of crappy jokes. lol. we're a perfect match yvonne.

YOU BURN ME WITH YOUR TONGUE.


Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Today, i'm going to blog about materialism.

I've realised that.. not all expensive things are guaranteed to give you what you want.. i've realised it when i used my ZA eyeliner and it gives me a better effect than my M.A.C one. Or when my Maybelline sky high mascara coats, lenthens and curls my eyelash better than my biotherm one. And also when my $2.95 eyelash curler from Guardian Pharmacy curls my stumpy eyelashes better than the M.A.C one. (Haha actually this one is.. well, the M.A.C one curls the lashes really good.. but it doesnt stay. and i have to coat them with mascara then have the heart to use a $2.95 and not a $26 eyelash curler to curl them). But bottomline.. = doesnt mean expensive foreign brands are better than cheaper alternative foreign brands. ok thats about it.

ok! THREE more days till i'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEE from work =D. cant wait maaaan.. hahaha.. hmMm.. anyways, i have this something to say..

Look you mother fucker. YES YOU'RE THE MOTHER FUCKER NOT HIM. FUCK YOU. why the hell are you still holding that grudge? why did you give up that good friendship? cant you simple understand that it was MY fucking choice? If i could've chosen him i could've chosen you. BUT I DIDNT. AND OBVIOUSLY THERES A REASON. Why the hell you calling yourself unlucky? argh.. i mean to say alot of mean things but i still consider you a friend. so please, fucking grow up and give up that grudge.

today was fun. xept when i had to piss. lucky never piss my pants. lol. 10 mins. HAHA.


Monday, January 24, 2005

i'm booooooooooored.

i'm lazyyyyyy..

and i dont know what to blog. =s. and oh yah, i want to JAM.


Sunday, January 23, 2005

well hello.

work's getting from ok to bad. bloody cook has no bloody tact. ok WHAT-EVERRRRR.
ruby is emotionally unhappy at work =(.

BUT, the boss is nice, so before i go i'll try my best to help her find another worker, so if you guys would be so kind, pass the msg around?

The Outsider Cafe
Tanglin Mall

is looking for part time/full time service crew. Pay's $4 to $5 per hour. Meals are included.

Contact Belinda at 9436 4203.

Thanks ya.

Anyways.. mMm.. did i tell the story of the funny taxi driver? no? hahaha.. long story cut short. this whacko taxi driver, started talking really funny and hakim was disturbing him (in the car there was me yani ashiq the sentosian and hakim haha). he said he was from mars and shit. lmao damn fucking funny.

and yea, just been really tired at work and i think its starting to take a toll on my back.. ruby needs to see a chiropractor. oh yah, recently i've been talking bout myself in a third person! like.. see above (ruby needs to see a chiropractor). maybe i'll just see homer simpsons and his trashcan. har har. saw the cafe at ps.. thot i might give it a shot. if not.. i'll try promoting. promoting will come in handy right? and hopefully its like a few days/a week duration kinda job, like roadshows. but dun wan bank one la, boring that one. and as if people will really sign up when you're blasting irritating music next to heeren and mumbling jumbling into the bloody micophone that 50 people want to snatch away from your hands. anyways, yvonne, if you happen to come here, any vacancy in your cafe? :D. haha ok thats all for now. i think. bubbye.

oh wait! me and hakim had similar dreams it was damn freaky! in the dreams, we both were sitting on a dark red leather sofa and we were playing a game.. but different games. mine was kinda like a scary game but his was something like truth or dare. haha.. he told me in the dream i was kissing a quote: "brown hair faggot with white skin". ahaha.. in my dream i was kissing HIS neck. ; ) oh yes his as in hakim ok not the brown hair faggot with white skin. ok NOW thats all. take care and i love you all.

Appreciate school, because when the time comes where you rejoice for no more school, you'll yearn to go back where you can pay 45 cents for a bus ride and go to recess together and laugh together in class and go to the toilet to put chocolate on the walls and in the toilet bowls together (ok that was only me but you get my point). when we'll sit at a table during recess and point at hot guys. haha.. yea i miss the times.


Thursday, January 20, 2005

i thot i finished blogging but. i went to friendster and saw some crazy biatch. so i clicked her picture and there was a class photo. the caption says her boyfriend is inside. shuai and cute one, with TWO exclamation mark. next to that photo, i havent click, is a picture of her and him.. seperate la. and i looked at the boyfriend picture. and i was like "OH MY FUCKING GOD." (hakim say oh my buttercup hahahahahahha) BY FUCK, I GUESS ITS REALLY TRUE THAT BEAUTY IS IN THE EY EOF THE BEHOLDER. SHUAI AND CUTE? GAWD.

and yes, all of you shut up because i DO have a better looking boyfriend and you will admit it when you see the photo i've seen. haha.


I got a Buttercup and I want Cococup! ahahahahha..


yesterday went to nyp and wanted to go ngee ann but in the end never.. haha hang around clementi.

I was happy. :D:DD::DD. ok bye.


hahaha i tell you. american idol auditions ROCK ok. i just saw abit of the 2nd day one on starworld (THATS CABLE FOR THOSE WHO DONT HAVE IT :D. sorry haha) and its daaaaaaamn funnyyyyyy.. hahaha tonight watch the first one on channel 5.

sian.. i have to go to work at 11 tomorrow. which = wake up at 9am. or around there.. like.. 0.20 or something. hahaha.. ok wait, i'm talking to some asshole now (sorry, dont mind the hypocrisy. if you're one of the fuckheads who hate hypocrites and absolutely do not want to meet them on friendster, you can shove your finger up your own ass thanks very much). ok so anyways. he's this reeeeaally cheenoneh asshole ok. and MY GOD, HE WANTS TO GO TO MASS COMM AND FILM SOUND VIDEO. PLEASE GO SUCK COCK LAH. DONT WASTE YOUR FUCKIN TIME FILLING IN THE SAE FORM OK. JUDGING BY YOUR LOOKS AND FASHION SENSE I BET YOU'LL NEVER GET IN. IF YOU DO, GOD SAVE ME. AND CHEE BYE, I ALSO BET YOU ONE OF THOSE MOTHER NEHNEHS WHO GO TO CHURCH TO MEET OTHER MOTHERNEHNEH GIRLS LIKE YOUR MOTHERNEHNEH KINDS. YOUR MSN NICK "I LIVE FOR GOD". YEA, AND I LIVE FOR SEX. HAH.

I HATE YOU ASSHOLE KINDS. I THOT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE KIND OF CHEENONEH I WOULDNT MIND KNOWING PERSONALLY BUT YOU'VE JUST PROVEN THAT BEING SUPERFICIAL AND CURSING EVERY MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE PINK WEARING WANNABE CHEENONEHS ON THE STREET ISNT WRONG. AND YOU BLOODY THICK SKIN DARE TO ASK PEOPLE TO GET JERSEY FOR YOU. SUCK COCK. AND I SAY AGAIN YOU'RE WELCOME TO SHOVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR OWN ASS THANKS VERY MUCH. OH, THIS IS HILARIOUS:

I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
i go tanglin take frm him
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
he dun give
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
i whack him

HAHA YOU MOTHER FUCKER. PEOPLE CAUCASIUN DIRECTOR OF SOME BIGFUCK COMPANY, YOU WANT TO WHACK HIM, IF YOU DONT MIND SELLIN TISSUE PAPER YOU CAN GO VERY WELL AHEAD. I WILL STAND BY AND WATCH.

I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
ask him le
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
is mine wad
I LIVE FOR GOD ALONE says:
barcelona de ar

i told him this:

ruby says:
yours?
ruby says:
you got skin you go ask la
ruby says:
hha

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WISH HE WILL FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE. OH FUCK. FUCK THIS KIND OF PEOPLE. THEY'RE RUINING THE WORLD :(. OH, guess what, HE THINKS I'M CUTE. HA HA HA HA hA hA hA hAHAHA.. ErRMz.. I ThInK HoRz, YoU NoT VeRy SuItaBLe FoR mE LarHz. SorRy LehZ.. GAWD. he spells things as tinks. and i spell your name as I-A-M-A-M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-C-H-E-E-N-O-N-E-H-A-S-S-H-O-L-E-W-H-O-T-R-I-E-S-W-A-Y-T-O-O-M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-H-A-R-D.

k i really shouldnt rant. i'll go practice kama sutra now.



Sunday, January 16, 2005

i got my tbs
i got my tbs
i got my tbs
i got my tbs
i got my tbs
i got my tbs
I GOT MY TBS!!!

wehhehehehe.. using my teeth to rip open the wrapper now.*gnaws* and *spits out plastic*. only $20.50! :D:D:D. the cd is soooooo nice ok.. and once again, greatly, there is a sample cd inside. more :D:D:D. listening to it now.. decade first haha.. i read the lyrics, the song seems different from the one we've been jamming. oh but nope.. its the same.

ruby <3 TBS
ruby <3 Finch
ruby <3 Juliana Theory!

i seriously need to go get mp3 converter.. my brother's friend is here.. ohh.. my poor muffin is.. SICK! i think i overload him on friday. wahahahhaa.. shHhh.. not disclosing anymore ; ). coming over but it never was enough... ahahahaha.. i got a bad feeling about this. COMING OVER BUT IT NEVER WAS ENOUGH, I THOT OF YOU AS MY BL ABLA BLAB LALABABALBA.. i dont know.. BUT I LOVE TBS. ohyah, must msg haziq. haha freeloader wanna borrow my cd. we also going jammind. ruby is bassist and

ruby <3 bass!!!

i'm soooooo tired today.. dont know why. you think its because i woke up at 6 am yesterday and slept at 10.30 and woke up and 9 am today? then when after drum class i was like soooo sleepy and hungry. like some crazy orphan kid. haha. eh man. ray from fixation is cool. oh ray is the guy who sold me the tbs cd. he on the way to jamming. he's guitarist. and his guitar case has kate of kale logo. eh! our band should have a logo also ah! lets have a cherub crying with a shotgun to his head. :D:D:D:D:D:D THATS PURTY!!!!! go clare! you can draw. so can sha right? i can only do stick figures.

oh yah,
emoboy count: 4
location: ps yamaha, entrance
race: caucasian.

whew. hottness. haha.. but.. no one can beat SOMEBODY elses sexiness. ; ). i'm sorry i shouldnt propagand sexiness here. i'm off again tomorrow. going out with nazreen yani ashiq and hakim. oh yea! they both becoming bandmates! ahaha.. eh hairiani, sometimes i have the strangest feeling we'll share our wedding together. lmao.

ruby <3 kanchiong
ruby <3 H A K I M

=) =) =)


Saturday, January 15, 2005

i hate immature jealous bastards who hold grudges and backstab.

i hate pink-wearing motherfucking cheenoneh fucking assholes who think they are fucking great and can try to put people down.

k bye.


HAHA. i tell you, the funniest things happen in the bus. this bunch of crazy guys making all sorts of funny jokes.. i was like laughing. but i hide and laugh ah.. haha.. hakim sitting next to me then i face his shoulder and laugh.. haha fucking bastards sia.. mad cows. but damn bloody funny. lol susu macam mucus. hahahhahha.. sucker. and the sneezing guy.. lmao..

went jamming today!! yaaayyyyy.. roxor.. meh heh heh.. i simply really LOVE the bass. jammed mcr, tbs, ash and like parts of eternal rest. hahaha.. then we had a whaky fun time wit zul and his chaplin moves.. hahaha.. damn funny sia. our pull and hip thrust move and the crazy monkey dance. haahahha.. heres some pictures!


This is me lip-synching to the loud booming of eugenes ZEN MICRO outside the jamming centre. not bad ah eugene! aahahha..


you cant see, but i'm holding a bus ticket that i found in my bag.


my hardcore belt. hahaha..


our bloody groupie/manager spray chilli sauce on my hand while i was draing on the newspaper and my fingers smelt like garlic even after i washed off the sauce.


some of you might recognise this from the new paper. we made him hot. ahahahaha..


this is just funny ok. hahahhaa..


lol. i drew the stuff on the picture. sauce.. is again from nicholas. haha.


zul's the one with the odd shoes! recognise which one is mine? pretty obvious lah.


WE ARE SOOOOOOO COOL. I LOVE THIS PIC.

haha yep thats all. work was alright.. woke up at like freaking 6am. zZzZzz.. i am getting tbs sunday! tomorrow! hahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D. yaaaaayyyy.. i love jamming. mwah. my band roxor. really really roxor. we're not that great yet BUT WE WILL BE. we will rule the world. world domination. i'm starting to like the sound of my shotgun, your cherubs.

i love.. the hott muffin man. haha. =) =) =)


Wednesday, January 12, 2005

oh yes, isnt it strange, how you'd still look at the girl who your boyfriend once liked even though he's yours now? esp if you dont know who the girl is?

human nature. tsk tsk.


oh

my

god.

i've just found out about the sweetest story.. *dreeeeamy sigh* turns out.. my muffin.. liked me the 2nd time he saw me.. haha.. and.. he kept it low because his friend liked me too.. then after a while, i got together with another person, and he was really sad.. he tried to forget for about 6 months or so i think.. and he said he hopped around looking for girls but he said none could replace a single me. (*aww!!!*). then he stopped contacting me because he "didnt want to disturb me". one day i smsed him (taufik brought us together!) and he said he was really happy. he didnt want to waste a whole year waiting for nothing (i smsed him in november) so he "fought" with a certain someone who.. liked me again (note the again aha.) and he won. its paid off. and he's really glad. haha.. so am i darl. =) <333 ya.

hmMm.. here's hairiani's concoction of love:

trust compromise communication understanding and a lil bit of lust all rolled into one.

ok.. check check check check.. umm.. little bit? of lust? just a little bit? ooooooook i have to work on THAT. lmao. (sorry my babe's too hot you see)

todays work was fine.. except my colleague tried to cut my neck off with a huge knife.. and scared the shit out of me when i saw him take a shiny black-handled thing and stuck it in my side. then i felt nothing and i saw that it was a palette knife. hahaha.. bloody mother mary asshole. met hakim after work and he sent me home. strawberry lip balm tastes good. hahahaha.. =p =p =p =p =P sucker.. i said i was hungry and he ask me if i want to eat dick sum. hahahahahha.. then he make fun of taufik mtv. lol. mother fucker. but you're a sweet sweet mother fucker. ; )

this is to a dear friend who hopefully comes here:

babe, you've got a whole life ahead of you.. i know it really really hurts and sucks right now and you've only got one thing on your mind.. why not, instead of trying to think of what to do, not do nothing at all? and take some time out for yourself.. go out and enjoy, relax, take a break. maybe he'll come crawling back ; )


Tuesday, January 11, 2005

WELL, toDAY, some freakin BIATCH "talked behind my back". stupid dogshit biatch. i sneezed in the cafe, then later my colleague told me they "talk bad about me". HELLO YOU MORHTERFUCKING BIATCH, I WAS STANDING AT THE FUCKING BASIN AND I'M NOT FUCKIN UNHYGIENIC LIKE YOU PROBABLY ARE, I WILL WASH MY FUCKING HANDS. neh neh! i almost sneezed into her fries sia.

sooo moral of the story is, DONT piss the people who serve/cook your food off. because. i swear, you'll never know what the hell they can do to your food. my conscience usually stops me (annoying, i know) but not everybody's like that. sooo ummm.. yea, dont piss the waiter/cook off. or you can reeeeally be sorry. i mean, if they dont spit in your food maybe you'll get voodoodized or something i dont know.

oh yea.. i have a story to tell.

one fine fantastic day, sally went to jack's house. jack's mom wasnt suppose to come home till a little later but, as you can predict, she came back early. SO, since jack's mom is strict, sally had to hide in jack's room, and eventually jack's closet. theeeen.. they hung out.. you know, with jack occasionally opening the closet so sally can breathe. then the opportunity came for sally to run. and so run did sally. but, on the way out of the closet, sally cut her toe REALLY badly. so now her little toe is cut in half, but wait, THERES MORE! the top skin is totally cut. yep, its cut from the top, all the way to the bottom of the nail. mMmm.. good.. sally bled alot but its ok.

ok. welll.. i watched seed of chucky. its a pretty alright movie.. not as scary as i thot, xept i closed my eyes when they decapitated that guy. *shudders* but doesnt matter coz i had someone's arm to clutch. haha. meeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh i am suppose to make a fucking call and MY BROTHER WONT PUT DOWN THE FUCKING PHONE! mehhh.. oh yes, everybody, if you ever get the lollipop that comes with the popcorn combo set, THROW IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE TITANION DIOXIDE IS HAZARDOUS. it makes people horny. HAHA. i made that up myself. but yah, dont eat it if you want to stay virgin. lmao.

yeaaaa thats about it that happened.. o0o.. wait, yesterday was the rocks. eeheehehehehe *goes into wild cackling mood* bahahaha.. ok byeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Saturday, January 08, 2005

Miss my blogging? or do you people actually read my posts? huh? HUH?!?!?! hahaha..

i hate you.
i hate you for what you did to me in the past.
i hate you for playing with my feelings, dumping me one minute and wanting me the other.
i hate you for getting angry at me for stupid fucking reasons.
I HATE YOU.

thats to a person who will never come here. some of you may know him, some of you may not. but I HATE HIM. bastard asshole. ok then some of you might question, why only express all these now? well.. I DONT KNOW.

anyways, havent jammed in quite some time! blame my hectic week. =). ruby is wanted everywhere.. well not exactly, just at work and at home. hhahaha.. oh.. i also hope i'm in a certain someone's heart. haha. c ; mMm.. my cousin's leaving this sunday =(. i'm going to miss the nights we stayed up talking.. but not too late.. we sleep at 2am plus.. hahahaha.. but yea taling to him is fun coz we always laugh so much. cracking all the stupid jokes. lol.

havent seen my sweets for some time.. =(. miss him. also thanks to my hectic week. but next week! when i have 2 (or rather 3 including sunday but thats family day) off days. dont worry darl next week i'll reserve a date for you c ; we'll hang out and drink but not go home drunk. haha.

jam jam jam jam jam jam
jam jam jam jam jam jam
jam jam jam jam jam jam
smucker's. haha .


Wednesday, January 05, 2005

my

back

hurts.

its been pretty cold lately ah. and my leg still itches. damn. and boo my back hurts =(. i have to sit and stand Sloooowly.. or else it hurts like shit. I'M OLD! save me. now i have to inject botox into my face and pull my skin back so i look even uglier than i am now.

i think i'm going to cut my hair on saturday. i'm keeping the length though, coz i like my ponytail. haha.. more layers and um.. trim and um.. maybe i can actually get a RED streak instead of a i-tried-to-do-it-DIY-to-save-money-because-if-i- buy-a-whole-bottle-i-will-be-wasting-my-money- and-i-didnt-get-the- colour-i-wanted. It turned out brown that no one really notices anyway but some people say its red.. maybe its just fading.. dunno? THOU SHALT NOT TAKE ME FOR AN AHLIAN OR I WILL SMACK YOUR BALLS 720 DEGREES.

oh yah, did i say i bought juliana theory CD? no? ok. I BOUGHT JULIANA THEORY CD! and for $31!! hahaha.. but its good. =). ehhhh.. how to put cd songs into mp3!! they're wma format right? aiya how how how.. boooooo.. OH OH OH. i almost forgot. this is what happened at hmv.

Ruby at the counter: excuse me do you have stock of the juliana theory cd?
guy at counter (gac): *clickety clicks on keyboard* which cd?
Ruby: love.
GAC: *walks towards METAL SECTION*
Ruby: *starts to get confused and wonders if he got the right band*
GAC: *picks out a cd and passes it to ruby*
Ruby: Oh.
GAC: *walks away*
Ruby: *stares at album cover but still wondering why the hell it was in the metal section*

yeeeepppp.. hahahaha.. funny ah. juliana theory? metal? lmao. i want time to make my t shirt and turn the orange blood into red. haha. k i guess thats all for now.

i'm in love with saves the day - freakish.
*starts singing*
so here i aaaa-e-ii-am,
dont know how to say this.
only thing i knooouuwowh,
is awkward silence.
your eyelids clooouuwowse,
when you're around me,
to shut meeeeee out.

jeng jeng jeng jeng.. woooooooo.. haha k bye. and in case you're wondering coz i always express hidden meaning through songs, NO, theres no hidden meanings. swear. here're the end-of-post lines.

ITS THE END OF THE POST. HAR HAR.


Monday, January 03, 2005

TODAY OFF DAY.

HAHAHA WHATEVER THINGS IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER.

Ok aaaaanyways, went out with my cousin to heeren to shop.. then we watched meet the fockers at cineleisure. it was a.. pretty ok show.. quite funny.. its like.. ok ok funny.. yep. MUFFIN went to work today.. wow the shift is like 4pm to 1.30am! poor thing.. he surely sleepy one.. hahaha.. awww.. i have work tomorrow at 11am all the way to 5pm.. i think i'm going to cut my hair on saturday?

HAHA STUPID FUCKS. THE WHATEVER THINGS SHOW. THEY PUT THE TEE ON THE BLOODY GUYS DICK AND HIT THE BALL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LM-FUCKING-AO. now put in the mouth. scary. oh fuck, they hit. hahahaha shit, lucky the mouth never rip. lol.

STOP PUSHING ME TO GRANDPA! hahaha..


Sunday, January 02, 2005

EH.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY ALL PLAY LADY OF SORROWS WITHOUT ME.

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH BLAUEULEAUAUEUUEAUAUUEALRRGGHH.


OH-K. so, like today is like every normal day and we all just watch TV at home and eat our three meals and stone around or talk to someone on the phone right? are you expecting me to say "WRONG!"? well i'm not going to. because today IS just like every other normal day. HAHAHA. ok sorryyyy..

i went to visit my uncle at bukit panjang, yes the other side of the island to some of you.. and my cousin, is soooooooo cute. i blew a rasberry on his stomach. hahaha.. dont get me wrong, he's only like.. 5? hahaha..

ok phonecall. BYE. or else this page will be open here and untouched. haha. have a nice day everybody.

oh yah, i donated $2 at the tsunami find thingy at breadtalk haha.


Saturday, January 01, 2005

I LOVE BLOGGING.

hahaha.. only that now i dont really know what to say.. ok lets talk about new year. new year was.. normal. i just stayed at home, visited some people all the way in woodlands and didnt even countdown. which is a significant event because i need to synchronise my watch with singapore's clock. haha yes i do that. but uhh since i havent done that, i'll check teletext. new year also brings me down to this ----> NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.

So what did you guys "resolute" about? hahahaha.. here's mine>>

To kill list:
1. Ray a.k.a ah zai a.k.a motherfucking MORON
2. Zon a.k.a zon a.k.a sex deprived rapist asshole
3. Benny, simply because he looks like ray. AHA.
4. THAT BLOODY MONKEY THAM CHEM TEACHER FREAK FROM SCH. no explanations needed to justify.

To trip so they fall flat on their face list:
1. YUVARAJAN the fat curly hair cocked eye dj-crap-shit wannabe LEWSER.
2. KAMAL the equally fat, maybe fatter maybe not, dj-crap-shit wannabe LEWSER.
3. MOHAMMED the fucking slapper shameless i-think-i'm-so-hot-but-i'm-not fucker
4. THARINI the BIAAAATCH!!! (scream the word biatch)
5. SHALINEE the BIAAAATCH!!! (once again scream the word biatch)
6. Every shitface/shithead i see on the street. (you see this is a resolution because most of the time when i consider tripping someone, i analyse that i might not be able to run faster than them when they start chasing me. i dont want to die young so i think i'll add this next to the resolution)

FREAKING STICK TO A DAMNED DIET AND GO DO SOME FUCKING EXERCISES. (so that i can outrun the shitface/shitheads =D. ) ((this is proof of my spasmodic attempts to lose weight. lmao)).

And then here's just a list of things to do:
1. Buy a bass guitar? (i missed the damned wee lee sale =(. )
2. Fix the digicam i wrecked myself
3. buy my vans
4. Be more educated about current affairs. (LMAO)
5. get more plain black shirts? i love DIY. =D =D.
6. Learn webdesigning, the html stuff. i reckon that'll come in handy in life.
7. BUY A CAKE MIXER.

K i think thats about all i guess.. shit i tell you all, I LOVE BLOGGING. arrrrrgh.. i wish i had this topic in mind now that i can talk about.. so that i can keep typing and typing.. oh yea, my cousin went with hans to cine to ccelebrate the new year, he just came back just now and he gave me a lipstick that was in the goodie bag. hahaha.. ZA. its like half pink and white? looks funky. but i dunno whether it'll suit my face, lol. i put it on already. and it looks.. funky. hahahahaha.. dont know la. dont care. nvm. mMm.. happy new year anyways everyone.

oh yes, i'm gonna make a suggestion here. you know the tsunami thing? why not lets gather some friends and all of us like chip in $5 and we can buy necessities and donate. want? beep me ok? or email me, or something.